Yes yes I'm a lazy bastard. So here's a teaser.
Religion:
1. Contr(a/e/i/o/u)ception
2. Zombies
3. Wars
4. Technological Advancement.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Resurrection part 2
Well. Nothing much happened recently.
Built computer.
Mother board RIP.
New mother board.
Internet RIP.
Internet fixed.
Lazy to blog.
LOL
Anyway, I bet no one is interested in that anyway, so..
Marriage and getting it on!
Now. If your relationship pre-marriage has been nookie-less thus far, we can safely assume that you have been showered in self-love many times. Good job you.
Regardless, after your marriage, you're allowed be jumping on the bed(or other furniture) with your partner(or other people) frequently. Its almost required of you.
Everyone assumes that the first night after the ceremony would be filled with furniture-poline. I bet you're looking forward to that first night aren't you?
So passes your first night.
Then the first week. Mmm... Still hard at work during the honeymoon there I see.
Then comes the first month. Keeping up the pace still?
Fast forwarding, it reaches a point where sex becomes a chore.
There. I've said it. Sex eventually becomes a chore. You don't see grandparents getting it on do you. YOU HOPE YOU DON'T EVER.
Point is, sex will become boring for you. Sex becomes a chore.
The problem is not the sex. The problem is that its with the same person over and over and over again. People get bored with monotony don't they? And more often then not its the Taco who loses interest no?
Here we will analyze an analogy brought to you by the respected Dr.dNy:
Ok, after a meal, there will be dirty dishes wouldn't there?
And these dirty dishes would have to be washed.
So people wash them. But if people get bored and don't want to wash the dishes, it may be alright the first time since the sink would probably be large enough.
But miss out on washing the dishes from enough meals and someone would eventually have to do it.
You may be forced to wash them.
Or you may get someone else to wash them. Either way, the dishes will get washed.
Therefore, if we relate the Sausages' needs to these dirty dishes, washing the dishes is the fulfillment of said needs.
So, if the Taco does not satisfy the Sausage, there will come a time when the Sausage will either have to force the Taco into submission, or order take-away.
Thus ends the second part of El Blogo's resurrection. Stay tuned for the possibility of more.
Built computer.
Mother board RIP.
New mother board.
Internet RIP.
Internet fixed.
Lazy to blog.
LOL
Anyway, I bet no one is interested in that anyway, so..
Marriage and getting it on!
Now. If your relationship pre-marriage has been nookie-less thus far, we can safely assume that you have been showered in self-love many times. Good job you.
Regardless, after your marriage, you're allowed be jumping on the bed(or other furniture) with your partner(or other people) frequently. Its almost required of you.
Everyone assumes that the first night after the ceremony would be filled with furniture-poline. I bet you're looking forward to that first night aren't you?
So passes your first night.
Then the first week. Mmm... Still hard at work during the honeymoon there I see.
Then comes the first month. Keeping up the pace still?
Fast forwarding, it reaches a point where sex becomes a chore.
There. I've said it. Sex eventually becomes a chore. You don't see grandparents getting it on do you. YOU HOPE YOU DON'T EVER.
Point is, sex will become boring for you. Sex becomes a chore.
The problem is not the sex. The problem is that its with the same person over and over and over again. People get bored with monotony don't they? And more often then not its the Taco who loses interest no?
Here we will analyze an analogy brought to you by the respected Dr.dNy:
Ok, after a meal, there will be dirty dishes wouldn't there?
And these dirty dishes would have to be washed.
So people wash them. But if people get bored and don't want to wash the dishes, it may be alright the first time since the sink would probably be large enough.
But miss out on washing the dishes from enough meals and someone would eventually have to do it.
You may be forced to wash them.
Or you may get someone else to wash them. Either way, the dishes will get washed.
Therefore, if we relate the Sausages' needs to these dirty dishes, washing the dishes is the fulfillment of said needs.
So, if the Taco does not satisfy the Sausage, there will come a time when the Sausage will either have to force the Taco into submission, or order take-away.
Thus ends the second part of El Blogo's resurrection. Stay tuned for the possibility of more.
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